💎 Rich Bitch Starter Kit - woodoll

Unleash your inner heiress. Or give someone the sassiest gift of their life.

💋 Because luxury isn’t a lifestyle—it’s a personality.

Some girls manifest wealth. Others are just the vibe. If you’ve ever texted “U up?” from the back of an Uber Black, ordered champagne on a Monday, or cried in a designer trench coat—this one’s for you.

The Rich Bitch Starter Kit from Woodoll is the ultimate tongue-in-chic gift for the bossy, bougie, and emotionally unavailable woman in all of us. Whether you are celebrating a glow-up, dropping a subtle (or not-so-subtle) birthday hint, or simply channeling your gold-plated rage into something tactile, this handmade voodoo-inspired doll set is your new power totem.

And yes. It sparkles.

🧵 What’s in the Box?

This isn’t your average doll. It’s a statement in handmade defiance. Each box is handcrafted from premium craft cardboard and opens to reveal:

💸 Miniature Money Stack – Because manifesting abundance is easier when it’s staring you in the face.
🚗 Plastic Luxury Car – You may not drive one (yet), but your doll does.
⌚ Miniature Designer Watch – Time is money, and your time is very, very expensive.
🪙 Gold Bar Token – Real gold is heavy. This one is just heavy on symbolism.

And, of course, the centerpiece:
✨ A vibrant, customizable woodoll voodoo doll, hand-wrapped with thick premium thread in the color of your choice (we recommend red, pink, or gold for that rich energy). The body, limbs, and hauntingly wide eyes are molded from high-quality plastic—equal parts adorable and slightly intimidating.

This is wealth. This is rage. This is ✨healing✨.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift—for Yourself or That Friend

Whether you’re shopping for a milestone moment (promotion, divorce, sugar-daddy break-up) or just feel like giving your bestie something that screams “YOU ARE THE MOMENT” this is your new go-to gift.

It’s funny. It’s fierce. It’s weirdly therapeutic.
And it’s prettier than a bottle of overpriced face serum.

Give it to:

• Your friend who just hit 10k followers and refuses to fly economy
• Your sister, who can’t text you back, but somehow booked Cabo
• You, because you’ve survived 14 mental breakdowns and you still moisturize daily

🔥 Why You’ll Fall in Love with It

Unlike cheap gag gifts, this doll doesn’t end up in a junk drawer. It sits on desks, lives on vanities, and stands proudly on bookshelves. It’s a conversation piece. A revenge piece. A vision board with attitude.

More than just a set of cute miniatures, the Rich Bitch Starter Kit is a mini universe of power and play:

• Handcrafted feel, boutique design
• Satisfying textures, vibrant colors
• Feminine rage and luxury aspirations in a neat little box

And yes, you’re allowed to giggle when someone picks it up and says,

“Wait—where did you get this?!”

📦 Built Like a Designer Box

The packaging itself is a work of art—premium craft paper, stylish etching, and a square sticker that screams, "I pay for shipping and I don’t care." Inside, every item rests in a perfectly carved compartment. It’s giving Chanel meets chaos. And we love that for you.

🛒 Ready to Manifest with Style?

You could spend $100 on therapy or get woodoll instead.
Only one of them includes a gold bar.

👉 Click Add to Cart and start living the life your doll already has.
Because being rich isn’t just about the money. It’s about the attitude.