FAQ

A woodoll is a modern twist on the classic voodoo doll, reimagined as a tongue-in-cheek collectible and the ultimate gift for self-expression. Each Woodoll comes with a curated set of tiny symbolic accessories that reflect a theme, emotion, or chaotic life moment, from heartbreak and burnout to petty revenge or manifestation overload. Made with care in Latvia and Ukraine and assembled in the Netherlands, Woodolls are not about curses or magic, but about humor, catharsis, and saying the things we often can't. Whether you need a break-up sidekick, a passive-aggressive desk companion, or a sassy self-gift, there’s a Woodoll for that.

Woodoll stands out because it combines dark humor, emotional honesty, and handcrafted charm into one unapologetically bold collectible. While most gifts are sweet or generic, a Woodoll is a statement. It doesn’t try to be polite, it reflects what you're really feeling. Whether you're dealing with a “Client From Hell” or feeling “Dark Academia Meltdown,” every doll is packed with miniature accessories that tell a story. Plus, each one is limited edition, created in small batches with care, no mass production, no bland clichés, just raw, funny, beautifully designed weirdness.

Woodolls are made from thick yarn , specially molded for each edition to achieve high detail and character. The accessories, those tiny icons of emotional chaos — are also made from lightweight plastic or resin, with high attention to texture and color. Every piece is carefully inspected for quality before shipping, and each Woodoll comes in a collectible box made of eco-friendly materials.

Yes, each Woodoll is part of a hand-assembled, limited production run. The painting, threading, accessory sorting, and packaging are all handled by real humans with real attention to detail. Our production is split between Latvia, Ukraine, and the Netherlands, keeping it local, ethical, and personal. You won’t find mass-produced clones here, each Woodoll has a bit of soul (and sass) in it.

Each Woodoll stands approximately 10 cm tall (about 4 inches), small enough to sit on your desk, shelf, or dashboard, but bold enough to make a statement. The accessories are tiny, typically 1–3 cm, and fit snugly in the Woodoll’s arms or can be displayed around it. Despite their size, every item is sculpted and painted with care, making each miniature piece as expressive as the doll itself.

Currently, Woodolls are sold as pre-designed themed sets, and we don’t offer custom orders, yet. However, we're always working on new editions based on popular demand, seasonal chaos, and community suggestions. If you have an idea for a Woodoll theme (like "Overworked Entrepreneur Breakdown" or "Ex Roommate Exorcism"), drop us a line, you might just inspire the next release.

Nope, Woodolls are 100% magic-free and 100% emotional support-friendly. While inspired by the aesthetic of voodoo dolls, they’re all about symbolism, not sorcery. Think of them as the physical embodiment of a meme, a rant, or a mental scream, with zero real curses involved. They won’t hex your ex, but they might help you feel just a little bit better about them.