🔥 The Client from Hell - woodoll

They asked for “just one more revision.” You asked for divine intervention.

💼 Because your inbox is a war zone, your deadlines are lies, and your sanity was last seen in a shared Google Doc.

They wanted a full redesign in 24 hours.
They wanted “more pop” and “less personality.”
They wanted “one last little change” 47 times.

The Client from Hell Woodoll set is your handcrafted emotional shield from freelance chaos, corporate nonsense, and scope-creep-induced madness. It's the ultimate gift for every burned-out creative, sarcastic account manager, or eternally rebranding consultant who’s just trying to make it through Q3 with their dignity intact.

It's not just a desk toy. It’s your tiny co-pilot in the trenches of capitalism.

🧵 What’s in the Box?

Encased in a sleek, high-quality kraft cardboard box that opens like a passive-aggressive email thread, you’ll find:
📄 Marked Contract – Red lines everywhere. And none of them are paid on time.
☕ Coffee-Stained Brief – Nothing pairs better with panic than caffeine and nonsense.
🖊️ Red Pen – For “feedback” that feels personal.
⏰ Clock Icon – Always ticking. Always judging.

At the center of it all:
🧶 Your Woodoll voodoo doll, tightly wound in more than one sense of the word. Wrapped in dark professional hues like charcoal, navy, or caffeine brown, with plastic limbs and wide eyes that say, “We’re past the deadline, and I’ve stopped caring.”

Place it next to your laptop. Let it absorb the unhinged client energy. Use it as a stand-in when you’re tempted to scream.

🎁 The Perfect Gift For:

• Freelancers who laugh through the tears
• Designers who’ve been asked to “make the logo bigger”
• Copywriters who rewrote the About page eight times for free
• You, if your job requires smiling while dying inside

This isn’t just a gag. It’s a tiny totem of solidarity for the overworked and underpaid.

💡 Why It Hits Home

If you’ve ever been micromanaged by someone who doesn't understand what you do, you deserve this kit.
If you’ve ever fixed something that wasn’t broken because “the client said so,” welcome home.

The Client from Hell set isn’t about revenge—it’s about validation. It’s about saying “yes” professionally while screaming “absolutely not” in your head.

This is your ritual of quiet rebellion. Your sacred burnout shrine. Your physical form of the phrase “as per our last conversation…”

📦 Packaging That’s More Organized Than Your Project Timeline

Minimalist, clean, and cathartic.
Wrapped in craft cardboard, the box opens to reveal well-placed chaos. The sticker up top features clean icons and corporate misery disguised as humor.

In the corner:
woodoll – voodoo doll of your dreams

You don’t burn bridges. You compartmentalize them in cute containers.

💻 Ritual for Surviving Client Madness

Open the box.
Take a deep breath.
Highlight the contract. Scream.
Place the clock icon next to your timesheet.
Hold the red pen in judgment.
Let the doll witness your pain.
Reply “Sounds great!” with dead eyes.

You’ve done enough.
And it’s still not enough.
But at least you’re emotionally accessorized.

🔍 Still thinking?

• Gift for freelancers
• Creative burnout gift box
• Funny work stress relief
• Client revenge novelty kit
• Scope creep coping tools
• Mini desk voodoo set

Whether it's for a holiday, a "Congrats on quitting" party, or a secret gift to yourself for not rage quitting… this kit gets it.

🛒 Add to Cart. Bill for Emotional Damages.

You can’t invoice your client for your sanity.
But you can buy a doll that silently screams with you.

👉 Click Add to Cart and make bad feedback someone else’s problem (emotionally, at least).