💍 Divorce Party Deluxe - woodoll

Breakups are sad? Not anymore.

🥂 Because closure is better served with champagne and petty plastic accessories.

You cried. You journaled. You blocked. You unblocked. You watched their Stories and then hated yourself for it.
Now? You’re over it. Or at least ready to fake it with style.
The Divorce Party Deluxe set by Woodoll is the post-breakup power move you didn't know you needed—and now you won’t shut up about it.

Whether you're throwing a divorce party, helping a friend reclaim her crown, or just need a laugh every time you walk past your bookshelf, this high-end voodoo-inspired doll kit is here to say one thing:

“I do… what I want now.”

🧵 What’s in the Box?

This is not a sad sympathy gift. This is a celebration.
Handcrafted with precision, attitude, and the emotional maturity of a woman who signed the papers and bought herself cake.
👠 Miniature High Heel – For stomping over regrets (and bad text threads).
🍷 Lipstick-Stained Wine Glass – No notes. Just vibes.
📜 Torn Prenup Scroll – Symbolic? Yes. Legal? No. Satisfying? Always.
🍾 Tequila Bottle – Let's celebrate and gave a party

And of course, the star of the show:
🧶 Your custom Woodoll voodoo doll, wrapped in premium colored thread of your choice. With plastic limbs and eyes wide open—finally. This isn’t about hurting anyone. It’s about celebrating you.

All of it comes packaged in a minimalist, tactile kraft cardboard box. Premium. Intentional. A little dramatic—like your ex’s apology text.

🎁 The Breakup Gift You Want

Give it to:

• Your friend who just sent the final “per my last message”
• Your sister who finally let go of that guy from HR
• Yourself, because healing is a full-time job—and you're your boss now

This kit doesn’t scream “revenge.” It whispers “liberation,” then smirks and pops champagne.

💡 Not Bitterness. Brilliance.

Breakups suck. But not everything that follows does.
This isn’t a sad, candle-lit cry fest. This is a delicious transformation.

Each accessory is playful, high-quality, and just slightly inappropriate—like a bridesmaid with good boundaries. The doll isn’t for stabbing. It’s for reclaiming.

📦 Packaging That Says “I’m Doing Amazing, Sweetie”

Wrapped in eco-friendly kraft with rich texture and sharp, cheeky design, the box looks like something you’d buy at a concept store in Paris.
On top, a perfectly balanced sticker with high-resolution graphics, smart typography, and your new favorite motto:

woodoll – voodoo doll of your dreams

It opens like a luxury chocolate box. It hits like a well-timed middle finger.

🥳 You Don’t Need a Ring to Be the Main Character

This set says:

• “I kept the couch AND my dignity.”
• “I don’t miss him—I miss the dual income.”
• “Divorce looks good on me.”

Whether you’re giving it as a final act of best-friend solidarity or gifting it to yourself as a badge of honor, this is self-care with attitude.

Bonus: No one can claim half of it.

🔍 For the Search Engines & the Soul

• Divorce party gift
• Funny breakup survival kit
• Empowerment voodoo doll
• Freedom celebration box
• Anti-wedding gift idea

This set is optimized for laughter, letting go, and 5-star reviews.

🛒 Add to Cart. Delete His Number. Repeat.

You loved. You learned. You left.
Now buy the doll and never look back.

👉 Click Add to Cart — your new era starts here.